could i have one beer please

hey,how are you
i'm fine, how are you
not bad, thanks, can i have a miller beer please
do you want mgm or lite sir
let's go for the mgm please
can i have your i.d. please
my i.d. ,don't you see i'm over 21
i can see you'r not a yougster sir but i have to regard the local rules
i don't have my i.d. here right now.
than, could you please give me your name sir
henkie
excuse me, what did you say
henkie
did you say hank sir
no, i'm henkie from holland, the netherlands
could you spell your name please sir
hey ,ie, en, ke ie, ye
pardon sir, what is hey
that is the hey from haarlem
is that harlem new york sir
no haarlem holland
again sir, what is that first letter
leen, wat is een h in het engels
ja henk, dat weet ik zo gauw ook effe niet.
i think it is an eight
eight is a number sir
age than, does that fit
age, that is how old you are sir
yeh i'm over twenty one, you basterd
let's then try your last name sir
kinkhouwers
oh, in that case i'll write down hank sir
whatever makes you happy boy, now just get me a beer, and fast please